Happy birthday to ya....( Stevie Wonder )

Gadzooks....! Who would have thought it ? Keef is
65 today. A man ravaged by a life of drink and serious
drugs can now pick up his bus pass. Its about time he took
up golf. It doesnt bear thinking about what you can find in his
golf bag. Im sure he is sitting on a balcony somewhere in
the sunshine , sipping herbal tea, and fretting over what he should
wear to the local shops.
I love watching him in the video for the track " Waiting on a
friend ". Just the way he walks amuses me.And the first few riffs
of the " Midnight Rambler " still makes me want to jump round the
room.
Get 'em in Keef son....and dont hang up your guitar just yet.

How you gonna come (The Clash )

Just had to interject there son , before I bore you all
with details of the last walking season. Was so excited to
see someone vent their anger on the outgoing president.
The image of Bush ducking flying boots was too good not to
comment on. Heres some shoes....now...feck off. As we all
sit down to our sparse credit crunchie meals, and sell our
family treasures we should all reflect on the punishing cost
of having a total plonker in charge of things just across the
water.
The suffering that man has caused puts him right up there
with some of the most distasteful despots. What possessed Blair
to chummie up to him ? I know when I chummie up to a new pal , he
must at least know the capital of Paris. It really is shocking
what has happened over the eight years of Bushes reign. What on earth
are we to do ? Pass the celery....thanks.

End of year poem........

Ive walked for miles and for what ?
Is there a destination or not ?
What am I doing it for - am I losing the plot ?

Ive humoured morons and calmed toffs
My diminishing ambition chewed by moths
Is there someone up there that scoffs

Ive walked so far- I should be somewhere by now
Are there pictures of Paris in Krackow ?
What do I feel like now...a feckin row !