Tweet Tweet ( Fred Hall and his sugar Babes )

Having spent 8 years or so with the legend that is
Chilli , I like to think I am unshockable when it comes to the
English language . his mouth is like an untreated sewer.
However I dont work for him , I work for Toffs- some of
them educated to reasonable level- oh yes rather. When my
top man , we shall call him Maestro for legal reasons - you
remember the shot inventor and raconteur- starts swearing
female dog walkers who happen to be out on the course faint
and local tree surgeons cover their sensitive ears . He certainly
didnt learn that kind of vocabulary at Eton. If only the Dale
crowd could learn this song the general public and sensitive
caddies such as myself would feel protected. Please learn this
educational and soothing ditty.......
" Some people make a fuss
When a thing goes wrong
Some start to sware and cuss
Others sing a song
I dont do either
Thats all napoo
When a thing goes wrong for me
This is what I do
I lift up my finger and I say
Tweet Tweet, Shush Shush, Now Now ,Come Come......