Sharks will only attack you when you are wet( Sean Lock )

During the general idleness that has been the last
3 weeks I have of course watched a lot of nature
programmes and its amazing what you learn. I
have also begun to think or imagine what it is like now
in Africa with a vast convoy of landrovers and film
crews. Its no wonder a lot of the animals seem so
tame. There must be more film crews than animals
out there right now. Imagine every European country
having a couple of channel schedules to fill , and sending
out competing crews to get some good shots of the
wild life. Youll have animals soon acting out their
favourite dramatic scenes . They dont want to be seen as
dull or uneducated.
I then have begun to fantasise about doing a bit
of exploring myself...nothing to difficult you understand
to start off with. I dug up an old idea about doing the
Pembrokeshire coastal walk. Its a 15 day trek through
the wilds of West Wales....and apart from atrocious weather,
marauding male voice choirs , and the occasional drunk
rugby player its quite safe. I dont really want to do it on
my own so I am appealing to you all to volunteer. I shall
of course be expedition leader ( otherwise Im not coming !).
And then I thought we could climb a small mountain every
year until we keel over, frothing at the mouth. We are reaching
that difficult stage where we will be affected by some lurgy or
another. Personally I would rather have Parkinsons disease
than Alzseimers ( sp?) . Id rather spill my pint than forget
where the f+ckin thing is. So what do you say brothers
and sisters. Lets rage against the dying of the light.....
any volunteers ?
" Rucksacks turn into hunchbacks
Muscle men turn into mice....
In a painless panorama
Of perpendicular might....."( John Cooper Clarke )
Cheerio