Constipation...understanding Elvis ?

How can such a sex symbol end up such a
lardie ? 13 cheeseburgers a day can be unlucky.
His favourite dish was a huge plateful of mashed
potato covered in bacon and crisp bacon fat. Just
like his Mom used to make for him when he was a
nipper. His exaggerated and immense love for his
Mom could have been a cause of his gluttony ?
Discuss ?
One of my favourite stories of his possible oedipal
problems was after his Mom died. He was terribly
fond of his Mom and if he got upset about anything
his Mom would play with his toes to calm him down
and amuse him. A kind of little piggie thing. When
his Mom died she was lying in state in some Memphis
church and Elvis climbed into her coffin and started playing
with her toes as if this would somehow bring her back to
life. Weird , eh ?
Perhaps because he was a surviving member of twins,
he felt somehow he had to eat for two. All this amusing info
on the "king " I gleaned from a monster book on him by a
bloke called Albert Goldman. Marvellous writer on a par
with Kitty Kelly who wrote that controversial book on
Sinatra. Whats all this got to do with caddying , or indeed
constipation you may ask ? Why are you asking such
awkward questions ? Well if he had taken up golf it could
have saved his life....look at Alice Cooper ....and its an odd
man who doesnt like sport...think on.
You are less likely to attract attention to yourself if you
wear blue suede shoes on a golf course. I think thats enough
of a connection.
Fore !