Friday, 2 February 2007

..." and those Korean meatballs really were the dogs bollocks ."(Naive food critic )

Well I have just been informed by the raconteur,
the diamond dandy Theodore Funnell that none
of my favourite golfers did any good in Barbados.
So my promised 10% amounts to nothing ...so its
hi-ho and back to work I go . Tomorrow I shall
have to be up with the lark , and back to the
lovely Dale. I havent worked for about three weeks
so the walk will probably do me good and the
weather seems nice.
It will be nice to catch up with some of the
shack gossip. Is Nigel " Plans " aka " Plants " still
numero uno ? Has " Narky " Larkys mood improved ?
Have " Twiglet " or " Baby Staines " found proper jobs
yet ? Has Chilli cast off his surly and dishevelled former
self , and started to act like a normal human being ? Did
" Waynetta " get laid in Los angeles ? All exciting stuff.
What kind of mood will my top client Theodore be
in. Bearing in mind that it is a full moon tonight...its odds
on that his mood may be a bit changeable. He is also
playing golf back in blighty and not on the luxuriant shores
of Barbados. Will we be in the company of the wonderful
Mungo Grunto, matinee idol ? All these questions will be
answered in the morning. Cant wait.
I should really get back into work mode and go in
to hustle for work every day but this will sadly interfere
with my meditation schedule .....and just when I had left
Babylon and was floating towards Zion. Yeh ! No -one
remember old Marcus Garvey.....
Well, cheerio.....and stay cool wont you ?

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