How much is that doggie on the telly ..the one with the sting in her tail ?

Whats the difference between Essex men and Essex
women ? Essex women have a bigger sperm count .
Now Im sure this doesnt apply to Jo from Big Brother,
or Phil Jupitus for that matter. In fact I dont think Jo
could attract men if she was covered in red lights and
had a welcome mat tattoed on her forehead. What a
shocking character.....a mean nasty piece of work. I hope
Andrew Lloyd Webber follows up his new musical idea ,
and opens his new musical called " Dogs " ....its the only
real chance she will get any work.
Normally I would be embarassed to admit that I watch
this reality dross.....but this one right from the off has got
everything . Racism , bullying, sexism, moronism....the lot.
I really think that they must rethink their whole approach.
The organisers should try to establish the sanity of its
contestants before letting them lose . This one could have
ended in a huge brawl. Its going to be so entertaining to see
the fallout when they are finally released.
Jackyie the one armed mum will take up swimming and
go round in circles. Jade will realise that overt " racialism "
does not win friends and influence people. She will discover
that East Angular is not in America and move there. Danielle
will be packed off back to Liverpool where she will tell third
generation paddies to f+ck off home. Cleo will be prosecuted
for dashing into newsagents and ripping up the soft porn mags.
Dork will move further into the mountains of Montana and
become more of a recluse. Jermwarfare one of the original
Jacksons will have another complete skin graft to make sure
that none of the white trash has infected him. And goody lover
Jack Weedy will study for 6 months and still not pass a literary
test. And the beautiful Sherpa will become Mayoress of Mumbai,
but never find true love.
You aint nothing but a hound dog ....crying all the time...
SIT ! I SAID SIT.....YOU STUPID DOG.