Her majestys a pretty nice girl but she doesnt have a lot to say (The beatles )

Alas caddies over the years have had a bad press.
But heres a little story that might endear us to the
republican readers. Two young golfers had won a
number of competitions and their prize was a round
with Prince Andrew at the Dale. A date was arranged,
and his royal personage had decided to have one of his
security wallahs carry his bag. First big mistake. Not
taking a local rat !
Milky was assigned one of the young golfers, and
Big Mac ( loves fast food ) was given the other to carry for.
They all assembled on the first tee...and pleasanteries were
exchanged although it was noted that neither of the caddies
curtseyed. The young prize winners both drove their balls
straight down the fairway, but the royal hooked his ball into
woods left. They all left the tee and walked on down the fairway
and the royals security posse made their way to the trees on
the left. Not being able to find the ball easily as its like Vietnam
in there one of the security wallahs shouted across..
" I say....wont one of you local caddies give us a hand in finding
the royal ball....what...what ..?
" F*ck the royal ball ...! " came the glib reply
Milky now spends most of his time in Thailand as he finds it
easier to get on with people who dont speak English properly.