Im not going to say it again....Im not going to say it again....Im not going to say it again..

" I know a song that will get on your nerves,
Get on your nerves
Get on your nerves
Get on your nerves
Get on your nerves........! "
So this joke involves the insensitivity of man generally.
Course Im not like that. Ive learnt in the school of hard
knocks.
~ A woman comes home from work one day and
her husband looks very upset.....she enquires why ?
" Oh the cat died ! "
" Oh thats nice isnt it .....she remonstrated....you
could have softened the blow....you could have said
she was playing on the roof ...and because of the recent
rain she slipped , fell....and you rushed it to the vets but
despite his best efforts the poor moggie died.......but no
you had to come right out with it ....! "
" Well ...sorry .." he mumbled
A couple of months later she returned from work again
only to see a forlorn expression on her old mans face. She
asks why ?
" Well funny old day really ....your mum was playing on the
roof...and because of the rain....... ~
That joke was told to me by Russ Monk on the West course
at Wentworth many years ago .....no relation to Russ Conway
who used to be on the Billy Cooton Band Show . Marvellous
invigorating Saturday evening entertainment that I enjoyed as
a young man. And also a tenuous link back into the golf world.
Now heres a good golf joke for you.....NAH....SAVE IT FOR
LATER ( The Beat ).
Big youse up guys