four king twats.....a xmas tale

I once followed this star ( not that Im comparing myself
to royalty you understand ) and I got charged for stalking.
A largely overrated pastime I found cos you always have to
do what another person wants to do....theres no fun in that.
I found it very uncomfortable at times when Cate was going
through lingerie departments and I didnt know where to look
in the changing rooms. I said to her one day..."Hey listen why
dont we go for a drink Cate ? "
She said " Who the fuck are you and why are you following
me around ? "
Inns ? Believe me I know what they mean about Inns. Why I
have even been invited cordially into Inns only to be shown the
door again. I was once banned from an Inn for life !
Virgin birth ? Is that like an allegory ( rotten cars by the way ) ?
Is that like catching VD from a warm towel ?
I dont know about you but this biblical thing doesnt always stand
up for me . Why should the birth of our saviour cause me so much
angst and unhappiness every year....Ill tell you why because he knows
Im cynical about the whole thing.......I can punch holes in his story so hes
cursed me. Oh lord....oh be jesus....be jabbers.....Ill never go to heaven
now.
I blame those inquisitive royals.....four king twats....or was it three ?
Tommorrow I shall be discussing Buddism ....did the big fat geezer
really eat all the pies and is that why he looks so smug
I thank you for your attention.....HOY....wake up at the back there.