check it out now funk soul brother ( Fat Boy Slim )

Excitement mounts here in B-right-on as we
approach another Fat Boy concert on the beach.
I hope hes handing out plenty of blankets ! Its
just at the end of our road so I might look in.
I was caddying for the great Theodore Funnel,
wit raconteur , and shot inventor today. He had to
be inventive today since most of his shots were from
behind trees. He did make one astonishing birdie on the
10th. After a pulled drive he had about 210 yards in,
wind slightly helping off the left . He pulled " Sexy sadie "
( his 7 wood ) from the bag , and stuck it to about 5 feet.
Brilliant shot.
My caddie companion for the round was the Baby Staines
...more shite than brains who was overly generous with his
cigarettes. A good lad and potentially brighter than the other
caddies since he knows the alphabet. He asked me if he could
come down to B-right-on , but hes rather young and I dont
know if he should be exposed to the likes of Ron....er...Jenny.
The great Theodore informed me he was on his way to Barbados
to play with the likes of Mcmanus and Desmond . Some big
money on that game ! Today was the normal stakes. Our
partner today was the uplifting Colonel , ex SAS and Virgin Radio.
It was pleasant enough since it stayed dry which is all one can
hope for at this time of the year. This is the first time I have
worked a winter at the Dale....and so far it has not been that bad.
I can now look forward to enjoying two days off to celebrate
the end of the year....I should really accept that I am too old to be
twisting the night away at a Fat Boy concert. I am a bit anti
flabbies at the moment since I have lost so much weight.
COME ON 2oo7.....lets see what you got to offer !